kaidoreunion
Jul 4, 2023
yandere kenny general headcanons (if your open)
yandere kenny mccormick general headcanons
content warnings: yandere, violence, aged up sp, sexual themes (it’s Kenny what do you expect?), I hate writing headcanons so these are very informal
-Kenny McCormick probably first expressed interest in you after hearing something sexual about you. Like Tammy Warner.
-For example, maybe someone said you gave an ex partner sexual gratification, or maybe there’s a rumor that you have a big dick, or tit*, or something
-Regardless, whether the rumors were true or not doesn’t matter once he actually, you know, knows you
-He thinks the world of you. You all saw how he looked at the choir girl right? Well that’s how he looks at you, for as long as he knows you.
-Kenny tells his friends everything. Like, EVERYTHING. About you, your family, your relationship, and if/when you become intimate, he’s describing every inch of you to them. They really, truly, do not want to hear it, either.
-Cartman tries to hit on you as a way to f*ck with Kenny and as a result, Kenny chases him with a hammer. I think this might be a bit out of character, but it’s funny and yandere-esque so let’s roll with it!!
-Kenny is a very jealous guy, yandere or not. Yandere only intensifies his already existing insecurities when dating. What do you MEAN you have a brother? That you hang out with, and share a HOUSE with!? Doesn’t that mean he gets to hear when you shower!?
-Maybe he isn’t delusional to that extent, but I do think he’d be very jealous and territorial.
-Wanna wear matching parkas? And can he spray yours with pheromone perfume? Please?
-Kenny’s defining yandere characteristic is easily his jealousy. Otherwise, he doesn’t really act much different than how regular Kenny might.
-As Mysterion, I can absolutely see Kenny using his alter ego as an anonymous way to keep you away from those he deems a threat.
-Princess Kenny wants you to give him a big old kiss on the lips when you save him! You WILL save him, right?
anxiousnerdwritings
Feb 11, 2023
concept: yandere platonic kyle, kenny, stan, and cartman or just south park kids in general with their favourite/only normal teacher/adult in their life
The kids all deserve at least one competent adult in their life who they can go to and depend on knowing they’ll be there for them in the long run. Someone who genuinely just cares about the kids and wants nothing but the best for them.
The kids absolutely adore the Reader. At first no one thought twice about the arrival of a new teacher at their school but then after meeting the Reader they all feel drawn to them. The kids would all be jealous if the Reader wasn’t their teacher but rather a teacher for another class or even another grade altogether. The students who were lucky enough to be in the Reader’s class would be the prime targets of all the other kids’ aggression. Cartmen especially wouldn’t hold anything back from taking out his frustrations and jealousy on the kids who get to have the Reader all to themselves.
I could see Stan’s group, Craig’s group and Wendy’s group all fighting to have the Reader’s attention and be their favorite kiddos. But eventually they would put their rivalry aside to team up against the kids who are actually in the Reader’s class. They may even go as far as to boycott Garrison as well as the school altogether if they can’t have the Reader the way they want. They’d prefer to get Garrison to switch classes with the Reader so that their darling could be their teacher but if they can’t then they’ll just have to get rid of all the Reader’s students and get them to take up a co-teacher position with Garrison. They all could at least compromise to that.
Imagine all the kids’ parents growing obsessed with the Reader too or even the other teachers at the school? All the kids already have to deal with sharing the Reader with each other, that’s hell enough but now their parents are trying to weasel their way into stealing the only good adult figure in their life from them. Yeah, the kids aren’t going to be okay with that whatsoever. But then again a few of the kids may try to get their parent/parents to be romantically involved with the Reader that way the kid could have the Reader in their life in a way the others can’t.
jewbeloved
May 4, 2023
(first time asker here, bare with me-) may i please get yandere kenny x reader fluff? Like the reader loves him already n stuff. sorry gsjsvsjzvdhh
Yandere Kenny with a s/o who loves him❤️🩹❤️🩹🩸💔
Warnings: Mentions of kidnapping and obsession?
Gender: Neutral
🧡 Kenny Mccormick 🐁
He is absolutely shocked, he didn't expect you to act like this even though he literally kidnapped you and your being so loving towards him after that.
He's definitely going through 5 stages of grief with this.
After about a week, he began to accept this behavior of you even though he still doesn't understand.
He just doesn't understand how you can love him even though he kidnapped you after he saw some guy trying to confess to you.
Or maybe it was that you already had a crush on Kenny and he never realized. But you're like....being lovesick for Kenny after he kidnapped you.
You always greet him in the morning and afternoon. You even always give him physical attention and affection.
Kenny would be lying if he said he wasn't enjoying the affection and attention you're giving him.
You loved Kenny to the point you began to turn into a yandere yourself or more like your obsessed with him. He noticed that pretty quickly with how you are.
Whenever Kenny wasn't around you, you would always get sad or start to look for him. And whenever Kenny was around people, you always gave them a death glare look.
Kenny was morbidly confused on what made you act like this, he used to be really protective of you but now you're taking that role.
Even though Kenny is concerned about your behavior, he wouldn't make any objections towards it anyways. 🧡🧡🧡🧡
I'm starting to get into writer's block when it comes to yandere scenarios ;_;
Can you do Kenny vs Butters from south park?
Ah yes, the two who are opposite but are totally best friends. Love them too. Aged up as usual. Aiming for after high school but sometime before the covid special.
Take two as I accidentally did not save the last one 😭 Which I am so mad about, why doesn't mobile Tumblr have autosave like PC!? Hopefully it's as good as the last draft-
Yandere! Kenny McCormick vs Butters Stotch
Pairing: Romantic - Rivalry
Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Obsession, Kidnapping, Murder, Delusional behavior, Overprotective behavior, Mentions of marriage/children, Trauma mentioned, Suicide, Violence, Jealousy.
They are both very similar in terms of how they act towards their darling and their end goals.
Kenny is empathetic, sweet, smart, loyal but profane towards his darling.
He has a more intimate take on his obsession than Butters and is much more mature, especially when aged up.
Butters takes on a more innocent view of his obsession.
He's always been gullible, even as an adult.
He's comforting, sweet, gullible, and strives for self improvement.
That last one makes him more considerate towards you.
Kenny and Butters may also both have psychological trauma due to their upbringings.
Kenny because of his death curse.
Butters because of his strict parents.
Kenny's yandere behavior may be Obsessive, Overprotective, Manipulative, Delusional, Cruel, and Clingy.
Butters yandere behavior may be Manipulative/Easily manipulated, Delusional, Gullible, Clingy, Protective.
Out of both of them, you can probably stall Butters obsession with how gullible and non-confrontational he is.
It'll at least leave it to brew just a bit longer.
Butters is honestly the one best to deal with.
If you correct him then you can have a normal relationship with him.
He wants to improve for you!
Kenny... not so much.
They are very similar yanderes it's just Kenny has a more mature view of your relationship.
Butters treats his crush/obsession like the classic innocent view of a pair.
He fantasizes of marriage and children, wanting to get a job that pays well to provide for you.
He isn't really one to kidnap.
In fact, Butters seems like the yandere who'd fail at kidnapping then try to excuse himself.
A way he could do it is if he lured you into his house then locked all the doors.
Then you can get started on planning your relationship!
Kenny has a similar goal of wanting to provide and care for you as his darling.
He isn't sure about marriage but he does want a future where it's just the two of you.
Out of both of them Kenny is probably the one to be more jealous.
He's more capable of kidnapping and murder than Butters.
Although, due to how "submissive" Butters is and how they're both great friends... there's a chance they could share sometimes.
Share is more like tolerate on Kenny's part.
There's times where they can both be near each other and care for you like showing affection.
Although one of them will be too jealous and lash out if it goes on too long.
There's two ways a yandere Butters can go.
Submissive and innocent, delusions being the thing that drives him and he avoids conflict/violence.
Or the falsely innocent yandere that pretends to be all sweet, yet doesn't mind violence or murder if he feels it is necessary.
This brings the question, would they harm each other?
That's kinda in the middle.
Butters may back off if confronted...
But there's also a chance he may harm Kenny if he pushed.
It's rare, yet Butters does adore you...
If he wants to keep you as his he may have to harm his best buddy.
With Kenny there's a moment of hesitance before he tries anything.
Does he really want to harm Butters?
If he also feels pushed for it he may hurt him but not kill him.
Butters may kill Kenny if he loses it, yet it doesn't change anything in the end.
Which leads into getting away from them....
You can get away from Butters if you manipulate him with how gullible he is.
He believes every word you say...
Just don't say you hate/don't love him-
His delusions take over and he'd never let you go.
Kenny is less soft.
He'd kidnap you and refuse to let you go.
You could kill him, sure...
But Kenny will just show up on your door step, willing to overlook that little error.
Butters can't get rid of him and neither can you.
Out of both of them, Kenny is definitely one of the more intense ones.
Despite this they both have the ability to share more than Stan and Kyle.
While those two are also both friends, they are willing to fight and pick at each other to love you.
Kenny and Butters work because of the fact they can tolerate that they both like you.
For a little while, at least.
It doesn't seem like you'll be able to get away from them.
One of them can't die...
The other is so delusional he'd follow you anywhere-
To take this into darker territory...
Butters could do one of those double suicide tropes with his darling.
After all, that would solve the Kenny problem...
It would throw Kenny into grief, however.
This rivalry is very interesting as it teeters between working and not working.
Either way you don't really have a choice on who you go with.
It just depends who's more intense.
obsessivelyloved
Dec 13, 2023
PSYCHIC DAMAGE WAVE ATTACK.
This one takes place in the casa bonita dlc, where the character's powers are real
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Tears welled up in Karen’s eyes as she watched her new friends get beat up. They were so nice to her, especially Mike! He had gone out of his way to not only invite her to his birthday party, but give her a ride too. Besides her brothers, no one had ever been this nice to her for this long. Most people saw the dirt on her face, her threadbare clothes, and wanted nothing to do with her.
They’d get this strange look in their eyes, then make an excuse to get away from her. It hurt. When brought up to her brothers, they both brushed her off. Kevin told her they’re just assholes. Kenny backed him up, patting her back.
“Don’t worry about them Kare, you got me to play with you! You don’t need them.”
But her brothers hadn’t been around to play with her! Kevin was off doing who knows what most days. When he was home, he was either sleeping or picking a fight with dad.
Kenny was too busy playing with his friends to play with her. He was gone from the house by the time she woke up every morning.
So when Mike wanted her to come to his party, she was so excited. She got warm food and new friends! New clothes too! They were cool, but the material of her shirt and leggings were a bit too thin. She’d have to be extra careful with this outfit to make it last.
However, if things kept going as they were, she wouldn’t have any friends to look cool with.
“I will make you regret standing in my way,” her guardian angel snarls, and it makes her stomach do flip-flops.
He turns to mist and pops behind her friend and punches hard.
Karen winces and shouts, “Stop hitting my friends, Guardian Angel! Please!”
“They’re trying to trick you, Karen!”
He punches her friend again, sending the poor vampire girl stumbling in front of Butthole, who punches the girl hard. She drops to the ground, groaning.
“Ah sh*t,” Mike hisses beside Karen. He grabs her hand and leads her away from the table. Away from the fight.
“I won’t let them ruin my birthday party. Let’s go through here!” Karen gets a glance of her guardian angel before the doors close behind her and Mike. He looks furious.
randomthingsicameupwith
Apr 2, 2023
yandere kenny mccormick x reader
till death do us part (part 1) (part 2) (sorry if my english is bad :( )
DISCLAIMER: YANDERES AND STALKERS ARE BAD AND I DO NOT CONDONE THEM IRL!!
As the bell rang, you strolled over to your locker. As you unlock it, a bunch of girls pass by, snickering at you. "Poor Kenny, having to deal with a girl like her." "She probably pays him to be with her!" The rest laughed, cackling loudly like an alarm that keeps going again and again. Kenny McCormick has been your best friend since you two were practically babies. You and he have been attached at the hip, and no one has been able to separate you since then.
Literally no one. You barely had any other friends than him; everyone you talked to went away, and attempts at talking to people other than Kenny were futile. And people who luckily didn't go away barely talk to you. As you two grew up and reached high school, everything went to hell. People you knew in South Park became mean, and rude, and targeted you for your loneliness and the fact you stuck to Kenny like a parasite. Honestly, you didn’t blame them for bullying you.
He was nice; he barely caused any trouble, and if he did, everyone would be on his side. Charming too, getting every girl he wanted, most likely having sex 24/7, and getting every guy to be friends with him. Strong, smart, and sweet. And you? Just some average lonely bullied teen. You were the opposite. Awkward and shy, with no idea how to talk to people without stuttering or tripping over your own words. There were times when you wished that Kenny could be more like you. Wished that he was the one getting bullied instead of you. But despite all of this, Kenny never left your side. He was there for every tear that fell from your eyes when someone called you names or made fun of your appearance. He stood up for you when no one else would, even if it meant taking a punch or two in the face. But of course, nobody would punch Kenny McCormick. You never knew why he would hang out with someone like you. No one hangs out with you.
Except for one guy.
Your boyfriend, Mark Swanson, In your opinion, was far superior to Kenny. Even though everyone else would choose Kenny in a heartbeat, he was the sweetest boy ever and had the cutest smile you’d ever seen. And he never made you feel bad. So obviously, you hung out with Mark more often than you usually do with Kenny. Which made him pissed off, but you didn’t care. You wanted to be with someone other than him for once in your life.
Mark came to you. Leaning against the other lockers. "Hello princess," Mark said in a suave voice; your face turned red like a tomato. Unlocking your locker, you saw a pink letter slip out. 'My sweetheart, y/n,' written in red pen
The handwriting looked oddly familiar, but you couldn't rack your brain on who it was. Turning to Mark, he had a confused expression on his face. "My sweetheart, y/n." he said mockingly. Clearly indicating it’s not him who wrote it. You picked it up quickly, looking behind you. I'm hoping this wasn’t some sort of prank orchestrated by those girls. Catching a glance at Kenny, who walked by. Weird, you thought. Kenny usually doesn’t come to this hall around this time. Closing your locker, you carefully open the letter. Mark moving closer to see better. Rolling his eyes. The paper was pink too and also written in red pen.
‘My lovely y/n,
I love you always
I’ve never known how to tell you this. Every time I try. I shriek in fear.’
“Real puss* he is.” Mark snorted. You laugh in response, nudging his side.
‘My heart beats for you and only you.
Your beauty, your laugh, your everything,
I get entranced, I’m always in awe of you.
Your smile is like a sunbeam on a cloudy day.
You take the darkest of clouds and push them away with joy and warmth.
As cheesy as this sounds. This is all true. I know what your thinking. This is some kind of prank, isn’t it? No, it’s not.
I'll do anything to be with you,
To hold you in my embrace. My love for you is all-consuming,
It consumes me, with every trace.
And I wish your boyfriend gets wiped off the human race.
Love, Your Admirer.
(PS. I could treat you way better.)’
“What a real dickwad he is,” Mark said, rolling his eyes. You giggled. “I bet he can’t treat me better than you can darling.” arms wrapped around Mark’s neck, you gave him a kiss on the cheeks. “Definitely,” he replied, hugging you. “Also, I can't hang out with you for lunch. Promised Kenny I would sit with him this time,” you said in a sad tone. “Awh, it’s alright princess. Speaking of Kenny, this looks a lot like his handwriting, doesn’t it?” he said. You thought of it, it does look like his handwriting. But, Kenny could never. He had thousands of girls, why would he write this to you? “Yeah..” you muttered. “Anyways, gotta go. Bye princess.” ripping out of your hug. As he walks away. You walked over to your next class.
As you walked to class, the words of the letter echoed in your mind. The writer's words were full of passion and a hint of desperation, which left you feeling uneasy. You couldn't help but wonder who this secret admirer could be and why they had such strong feelings for you.
Not to mention, as Mark pointed out, the handwriting did resemble Kenny's - a thought that made you confused. Your mind raced with different scenarios, trying to make sense of what was happening.
However, amidst all the confusion and anxiety, one thing was certain - the letter made you feel special in some way. It felt like someone saw through your soul and appreciated who you were on a deep level. Except for that last part of course! A part of you wished it wasn't just an anonymous confession but someone who would come forward and reveal their identity.
The whole time, the only thing you were focused on was that love letter. As time passed, the class finally ended. You couldn't stop thinking about the letter and who could have possibly written it. As the class ended, Kenny showed up in front of the class waiting for you with his sweet, white toothpaste ad smile. “Hey y/n!” As you and Kenny made your way to the cafeteria for lunch. Whatever he said went through your ear and out. You kept analysing every detail of the letter in your head. Could it really have been Kenny? You couldn't seem to shake off the feeling of confusion and discomfort that had taken over you. The words from the letter echoed in your mind, hitting you harder with every repetition. You tried to push it aside and focus on Kenny's presence beside you, but it wasn't working. It was as if a storm was brewing inside you, waiting for just the right moment to burst out.
As you walked towards an empty table at the corner of the cafeteria, thoughts of who could have written that letter continued flooding your mind like water overflowing from a dam. You didn’t even notice how silent you were. "y/n? Did you hear me? You've been… awfully silent… " He asked earnestly. The thought crossed your mind - should I tell him?
You tried weighing out the pros and cons. What's the harm in telling him?
(kenny’s pov)
You got it. I waited years to get the courage to write that love letter. You're rambling on and on about how you're worried if it’s a prank or not when I wrote that it wasn’t a prank. You keep going on about it and I’m just hoping you don’t notice my handwriting and imagining you sucking my dick. But sadly, your boyfriend probably noticed my handwriting. Stupid Mark and his f*cking stupid everything. Jesus Christ, who knew it would be this hard.
“Any idea who it might be?” I asked, curiosity laced over my tone when really I already know who it is. “Mm, nope.” you said, not maintaining eye contact at all. I know when you're lying or not. I wanted to just tell you that it was me. But, I can’t risk telling you now, not with Mark in the picture. f*cking Mark has just always been in the way of us and I can’t goddamn stand it. I keep trying to scare him off and threaten him. But it never works. What does he even want from you? What does he have that I don't? It makes my skin crawl just thinking about it.
I ask you again, “Really? Come on y/n, I know your confidence isn’t high but it can’t be that f*cking low.” you nod, I can see your boobs bounce slightly. You definitely wanted me to notice them, but I’m not complaining. “Can I hangout at your house today? Karen’s having a sleepover with her friends and Kevin’s also at a friend’s house and my parents are at some guy's house.” I asked, we haven’t been hanging out lately and it’s really been annoying me to the brim.
y/n’s pov
With a sigh, you nod in agreement. You didn’t want to hang out with him. You just wanted to sit at home and sulk about that stupid love letter. Despite the awkwardness that had just arisen with the love letter topic. You notice how he smiles from ear to ear at your acceptance, his eyes sparkling with excitement. This is just sad, you thought. You're just going to act emo and mute while he’s beaming with joy just to hang out with you. “Yes! Woohoo!” Kenny says and you can feel almost all the girls glaring at you with intentions to murder you.
“But,” you say, Kenny had a quizzical expression on his face as he tilted his head in confusion. You couldn't help but feel a tinge of regret for agreeing . “I don’t know if my parents will give you permission to stay.” he looks at you dumbfounded, and scoffs, “come on, of course they will. They love me more than your siblings, you know?” internally, you're scolding yourself. You could've said no, but it’s too late to back out. Feeling dejected by his response, you said meekly, "Whatever you say."
chocolatte-and-despair
Jun 28, 2022
Could you make a Yandere Love Letter for Kenny
(from South Park )
"Heya, boo!
So, Ahah! You've been avoiding me, which, is not cool btw! But I get it, you're shy, and all. Cute, cute, cute! But I had to tell you something very important. I would have messaged you but you have me blocked everywhere! Playing hard to get, I love it.
Let's cut to the chase, I love you! I love you so very much I would end my own life if that's what you desired. Over and over again, for your own pleasure.
I'm getting impatient, so please don't make me give my heart to you as a sign of my love! Send me a reply, lovely <3
With love,
Your future boyfriend (and husband)
Ps: Don't ignore me again if you know what's best for your cute pet <3"
yandere-southpark
Jul 3, 2020
Hello!! I saw that your requests were open and I wanted to ask if you could do a yandere Kenny? I think it'd be pretty interesting since he could in fact die for his s/o lol.
HCs for Platonic and Romantic Yandere Kenny
A.N. - Y'all really want some yandere Kenny, huh? I've been getting several requests for this boy, and I can see why. He's the ultimate martyr.
Kenny McCormick
Platonic:
Patron saint of the silent protector. Kenny's sense of self-preservation has all but perished, and he has made it his mission in life to uphold the safety of his friend. Everything else is optional.
His presence often goes unnoticed by them until a threat presents itself. He rushes from the shadows and acts as a human shield, shoving his friend out of the way or stepping in front of them to take one for the team.
While Kenny does believe that endangering his friend should be repaid with death or at least serious injury, his top priority is getting them to safety. If that means taking a beating, being run over, or having his insides become his outsides as they flee, he will lay down his life in a heartbeat. Even when it's a fight he knows he cannot win or one that promises only the cruellest and most agonizing of deaths, Kenny never hesitates to sacrifice himself.
In his mind, no lives have more value than his friend's and Karen's, and he will die as many times as it takes to prove that.
While his protectiveness is not as violent and oppressive as Kyle's or as overt and suffocating as Tweek's, Kenny is always keeping a close eye on his friend and will go to any lengths necessary to prevent them from falling prey to nasty habits, making grave mistakes, and putting themselves in stupid situations that ultimately harm them.
He is quite hypocritical in this regard, as he often gives his friend advice or tells them to never do something only to turn around and do the exact opposite. However, this is because Kenny believes that they are better than him. He views himself as already having a damned soul, so he doesn't care what horrible fate befalls him this go-around.
His only desire is to ensure that his friend is protected from the many dangers and pitfalls of the world and gets to live a happy life, which is something Kenny worries is beyond him. It's a sweet sentiment born from good intentions, but all too often it ends up wrecking lives and sending many to an early grave.
Kenny always crawls out of his grave, but his victims are stuck in their caskets. Assuming there is enough left of them to put in one. It's best to make it a closed casket funeral. Kenny gets a bit carried away when he thinks his friend is in danger.
Romantic:
A more behind-the-scenes type of yandere who generally likes to keep his murderous impulses under wraps until he's certain that no one else is around to witness it. He knows how loose-lipped the residents of South Park are. Someone will talk, and before long, his partner will be terrified of him and want nothing to do with him.
Still, Kenny will make a mistake eventually, and it will be the one he never recovers from. Perhaps he overestimated his perceived opponent and wound up killing them when he meant to maim them, and now the police are hot on his trail and most of the town is on the lookout for the culprit.
Maybe he simply lost control due to the presence of a particularly persistent and bothersome rival and began to wail on them in the heat of the moment the second they touched his partner, temporarily forgetting that he had an audience.
No matter how much he tries to convince his partner that the person he killed deserved it and wanted to hurt them, they will never look at or treat him the same way again, and no amount of death will change that.
Kenny likes to think that he has come to terms with being the thankless saviour and accepted the fact that his partner will never be grateful for his protection, but it still feels like dying all over again when they look at him with fear and hatred in their eyes and shy away from his touch. This only makes him more desperate to reconcile, which leads to a series of unwanted advances that achieve the opposite.
A new flame has been ignited within Kenny, and it burns for those who would dare to consider themselves to be an admirer of his partner. He views his partner as one of the few positive aspects of his life, so when someone comes along who believes that they can take his main source of happiness from him, Kenny gets an itch to use his immortality for a more creative purpose.
He takes his stalking of his partner down a notch in favour of tailing a rival and making them be collateral damage whenever he is inevitably killed.
If they are walking down the sidewalk and he happens to see a fast-approaching vehicle barrelling towards him, the rival may find themselves standing in the middle of the street with Kenny lining up behind them. If food poisoning or illness is brought into the equation, he will nearly force-feed the foul fare to them and make sure to get sick all over them if the situation arises.
He "accidentally" keeps running into the rival whenever he is sick to try and pass it to them. If he's feeling especially spritely, Kenny may even intentionally give himself a severe and potentially fatal illness and then refuse to leave the rival's side, acting like their best friend until they catch it and keel over.
He will die horrifically from the disease, come back, and then give it to himself again as many times as it takes to kill them. If great heights are involved, Kenny may do his greatest trick of all and effectively bearhug the rival before jumping off.